Reposted blog entry from May 16, 2007
This is my first attempt at blogging so I'll try a little story about my three y/o son.
We're sitting at the table eating when he lets out a HUGE belch. I was waiting for an "Excuse me" as he is normally very polite. Instead he loudly yells, "I'm okay!"
I guess he must have thought it was "iffy" there for a minute.
Another entry from Feb 28, 2008
I was singing along to one of Daniel's songs when he tells me to stop singing.
"But I like to sing," I say.
"Why?" he asks.
"Because that's the way God made me," I reply.
"I like to sing too," he says.
"Then why did you want me to stop singing?" I ask.
To which he replies, "Because that's the way God made me!"
Another entry from Apr 22, 2008
Where is your father?
Ways your son tells you Dad's been gone too long:
1. (Hold up a pair a thong underwear he got out of the hamper) "Mom, what is this?" Uh, Mommy's underwear. "But they're too small!" Uh, you are correct.
2. Ask, "Mom, when is my chest going to look like yours?" Uh, never. I hope... (Hold up his shirt and show me his nipples) "But I have these too."
3. (Hold up a panty liner) "Mom, if you don't pee in your underwear, what are these for?"
5. (Hold up a bra) "Mom, why do you wear these?"
4. Ask, "Mom, is there a penis inside you that helps the baby come out?" No, honey, that's just how the baby got there (don't worry, I didn't really say that...)
5. (call from the bathtub) "Mommy, my penis is surprised! Its looking at the ceiling."