Asha: Please, Ethan!
Asha: Ethan, if you don't let me, I won't play with you ever again.
Me: Asha, stop threatening Ethan.
Asha: Okay, Ethan, if you won't let me, I won't let you play with my bunny.
(Trying to distract them I point out the window.)
Me: Asha! Look at the flowers on the trees!
Daniel: Those must be the cherry blossoms.
Me: Yes, aren't they pretty?
Asha: They are pretty - Ethan!! Stop looking out my window! Look out yours!
Asha: Ethan! STOP looking out MY window!
(And then she splays her head, arms and hands out to cover as much of the window as she possibly can in an effort to block his view.)
Dad: Asha you are not being nice.
Asha: I don't want him to look out my window. Ethan, look out your window!
Dad: Look, gold tires.
Ethan and Asha: Oooh!
Dad: Asha, you don't get to look at them; they're on Ethan's side and you can't look out his window.
Asha: But I WANT to...
(After an intermission the second half of the show starts.)
Asha: Ethan, are you pretending to be asleep or are you pretending to be dead?
(This is a logical question because several times a day he will say to us, 'Pretend I'm dead.' and then he adds 'Blaaaaahhh,' and falls down on the ground with his eyes closed and his tongue out.)
Ethan: I'm not dead.
Asha: Oh. 34, 35, 36, 37...
Ethan: Hmmm, hmmm, hmmm....hmm,hmm,hmm, hmmmmmm.
(He's humming the Star Wars theme song as loud as he can to annoy her.)
Asha: Ethan! Stop! You're messing me up! 38, 39...
Ethan: Hmmm, hmmm, hmmm....hmm,hmm,hmm, hmmmmmm. Heh, heh, heh, heh!
(That last part is a weird, maniacal laugh that he likes to use to taunt his siblings.)
Asha: Ethan!! I can't hear myself count!
Dad: You guys are being so loud I can't hear myself think!
Asha is the first to break the brief silence: Ethan, why are you chewing on your sock?
I'll leave you with a video that I took last year
during a very LONG red light.
If you listen closely at the end you can hear my husband sigh :)